Mariners Analysis

Thursday, September 16, 2004

What a shocker- woman sues over chair

Boy, who saw this coming- the woman hit by the chair in Oakland will sue- link

If somebody gets hurt in this society, its never your fault, you've got to sue to get your money.

I would love to be the judge in this case.

me-as-judge: "I hearby dismiss this case, as it is commonly accepted in society that if you stand up and yell obscenities at a large group of people, you can expect to have something thrown at you shortly. "

In fact, I wish we could sue the woman and her idiot husband for disrupting the game and in general wasting all of our time. The only thing that gives me any pleasure at all is that Tom Hicks will indirectly pay for some of the woman's new-found fortune.

I wonder if the idiot husband will also sue. He will probably argue that since he was ALMOST hit with a chair, while ducking to let his wife take it square in the face, he should get a couple million too.

If there was any justice in the world, the woman would sue the husband for creating the situation in the first place that landed her a chair-in-the-nose right out of a WWF script.

How great is it to know these yahoos purposefully purchased their tickets to be near the bullpen so they could yell their little low-IQ hearts out?

Is this enough to make me root for Anaheim over Oakland in the drive to the playoffs?

If the Angels or Rangers do overtake Oakland, perhaps there is some justice in the world...