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We are all excited to see King Felix pitch against the hapless Royals. Given Felix's incredible start, and the losing pile of dung-team that is the KC Royals, do we even need to play the game? Should KC just forfeit and save us all the trouble?

Oh wait, I forgot this is the Seattle Mariners we are talking about. The same team that has Scott "just trade me" Spiezio playing, and an offense that can make even a Royals pitcher look like Cy Young.

Yeah, I guess we'd better play this game after all. Along with TB, us M's fans get to see two of the three worst teams in the entire AL. What a special treat.

Darn tempted to join the USS Mariner group for a beer beforehand. Regardless, anyone who reads blogs won't miss either watching or attending tonights game.

Stock up on beers and snack food, clear the calendar.

Felix is coming...